Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain

9 Apr

I don’t normally comment on movie gossip, mostly because that entire industry is so aggressively shallow that it makes me want to tear my head off, but this piece of news is just fucking hilarious. I’m a big fan of Robert Pattinson, if only because his whole career is made up of him taking roles specifically designed to make people really angry. Nirvana obsessives are almost as bad as Tool fans in their ceaseless, intolerable whining, so the whole idea of this biopic is brilliant. As Patton Oswalt would say, the hatred is so thick and rich you could drizzle it on pancakes. Did you know he made a Dali biopic, and for the entire time he walked around looking like this?

How could you possibly take this man seriously? If Courtney Love really wants to honour the memory of a man that so many hold dear, she should look no further than this man.


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