An Irish Joke for St.Patrick’s Day

17 Mar

An Irishman goes to live in America, and one day he starts talking to a local on the bus. He seems pretty excited, so he asks him why he’s so happy.

“Because it’s 4th of July weekend” The American replies.

“And what do you do on the 4th of July?” asks the Irishman.

“It’s fantastic. We invite all our friends around for a big party, there’s lots of food, everyone gets really drunk, people do crazy shit. It’s the best”

“Oh right. We’ve got that as well.”

“What do you call it in Ireland?” Asks the American.

“Friday.”

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