(beta)Key Party!

30 Sep

Remember, like, a week ago when I thought I’d seen the most horrific display of corporate thinking ever devised? Well, it didn’t take long.

The above video is a perfect of aggressive friendliness and agreeability. Look at how each person involved, who would never be friends in any dimension approaching our own each represent a convenient demographic. Look at how there are balloons tied to things neatly in the corners of the kitchen, like nobody does. Look at those two rolls of unused ribbon just sitting there, presumably for some dark ritual involving strapping people down and forcing them to watch tutorials on getting all your fucking drivers to work. Look at that fucking enormous bowl of cherries! That one isn’t particularly odd, they just look really delicious.

When will the Powers That Be realise that shit like this is about as honest as Tara Reid in a purity ring?

I use Windows XP, and have done for several years. Sure it fucks up occasionally, but most of the time it does everything I need it to do without much hassle. I don’t need my operating to system to be my friend, not even I’m that desperate. Pity the poor actors here, all smiles and clean shirts hiding their dead, dead eyes. For three of them (three because the grandmother may die soon)  this may be the highlight of their career.


One Response to “(beta)Key Party!”

  1. Comer October 7, 2009 at 11:10 pm #

    I’m 94% sure these people are War, Famine, Pestilence and Death in disguise. Pretty sure.

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